I noticed a sign outside the place that said "8pm Fri Midget Wrestling." That's tonight! I wish I lived a little closer because that sounds like an awesome night of fun. I went online and found pictures of the headliners. Look at the stars on the leg of Starla's outfit! Oh, I want to go, don't you?!
I had a lot of time in the car by myself yesterday, and I spent some of that time thinking about becoming a Giant Midget Wrestler. I have always dreamed big. I'm only 5'3", so I'm not too much taller than a dwarf. And I think I might be pretty good at midget wrestling. Anyway, my guess is that midget wrestling is more about showboating than actual wrestling. And I can showboat with the best of the showboaters. I basically just need an incredible outfit and a website to get started with this.
Before changing carreers, I did some research on midget wrestling income potential.
Well, I'm off to the Hobby Lobby with my 40% off coupon to find some spandex and glitter. Don't worry, TJ. I can write it off on our taxes as a business expense. Does anyone have a suggestion for a stage name? Starla is already taken, so think of something more exciting.